<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195447400428462600</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:32:20.252-05:00</updated><category term='Random insane British Typing Zombies That Pretend To Be Cool....'/><category term='Like With This Song'/><category term='Very Odd But Seriously Posted With A Straight Face Quotes'/><category term='Santa Clause Is Evil And Should Be Shot Out Of The Sky Before Breaking And Entering'/><category term='What Reading The Dictionary Does To Us'/><category term='We Like To Pretend We&apos;re Hip And Jazzy A Great Deal Of The Time'/><title type='text'>Timeless</title><subtitle type='html'>A timeless maneuver around life brought to you by Starving Artists who will do anything for food.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5195447400428462600/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>L.C.Candle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14147874718366914647</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MnnhVDvVo5s/SuYrtUfbRUI/AAAAAAAAAAM/4lTNMz7MHdg/S220/blaaahhhhfd.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195447400428462600.post-8443298343878330608</id><published>2008-12-21T15:12:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-21T15:30:02.016-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Like With This Song'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='We Like To Pretend We&apos;re Hip And Jazzy A Great Deal Of The Time'/><title type='text'>Song of the Month</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" &gt;We know, we know. You've all heard it before, blah blah blah, it's old news, we get it. We got it. It's good to go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still not going to stop us from posting it here anyway. :P&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lyrics&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;It's...Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Even though the sound of it&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Is something quite atrocious&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;If you say it loud enough&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;You'll always sound precocious&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;All:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Bert:Because I was afraid to speak&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;When I was just a lad&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;My father gave me nose a tweak&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;And told me I was bad&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;But then one day I learned a word&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;That saved me achin' nose&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Bert, Mary Poppins and Chorus:The biggest word I ever heard&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;And this is how it goes: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Oh!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Even though the sound of it&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Is something quite atrocious&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;If you say it loud enough&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;You'll always sound precocious&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Mary Poppins:He traveled all around the world&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;And everywhere he went&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;He'd use his word and all would say&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;"There goes a clever gent"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Bert: When Dukes and maharajas &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Pass the time of day with me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;I say me special word and then&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;They ask me out to tea&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Bert, Mary Poppins and Chorus:Oh..Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Even though the sound of it&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Is something quite atrocious&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;If you say it loud enough&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;You'll always sound precocious&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Mary Poppins:So when the cat has got your tongue&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;There's no need for dismay&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Just summon up this word&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;And then you've got a lot to say&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;But better use it carefully&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Or it could change your life&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;For example&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;One night I said it to me girl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;And now me girl's my wife!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;She's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195447400428462600-8443298343878330608?l=timelette.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/feeds/8443298343878330608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/2008/12/song-of-month.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5195447400428462600/posts/default/8443298343878330608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5195447400428462600/posts/default/8443298343878330608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/2008/12/song-of-month.html' title='Song of the Month'/><author><name>L.C.Candle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14147874718366914647</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MnnhVDvVo5s/SuYrtUfbRUI/AAAAAAAAAAM/4lTNMz7MHdg/S220/blaaahhhhfd.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195447400428462600.post-6820770687332215158</id><published>2008-12-16T16:15:00.008-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-21T15:28:53.826-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Very Odd But Seriously Posted With A Straight Face Quotes'/><title type='text'>Quotes of the Month...and a Penguin.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;“What if the &lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;hokey-pokey&lt;/span&gt; really is what it's &lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;all about&lt;/span&gt;?” – Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;And&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Don't &lt;/span&gt;take&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; life&lt;/span&gt; too seriously-it's not like you're getting out &lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;alive&lt;/span&gt;”-Unknown &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DpUJpTEnnto/SUgqUB-oPLI/AAAAAAAAAA4/nf0TxFHpMys/s1600-h/p.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280517086708776114" style="width: 400px; height: 300px;" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DpUJpTEnnto/SUgqUB-oPLI/AAAAAAAAAA4/nf0TxFHpMys/s400/p.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;What? We like to be festive too....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Written by N.A.G. Slightly Edited by L.C.Candle&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195447400428462600-6820770687332215158?l=timelette.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/feeds/6820770687332215158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/2008/12/quotes-of-month.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5195447400428462600/posts/default/6820770687332215158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5195447400428462600/posts/default/6820770687332215158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/2008/12/quotes-of-month.html' title='Quotes of the Month...and a Penguin.'/><author><name>StarryNight</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='25' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DpUJpTEnnto/TS3ha09_FwI/AAAAAAAAAB8/CTovDnqpKVE/S220/van-gogh-vincent-starry-night-7900566.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DpUJpTEnnto/SUgqUB-oPLI/AAAAAAAAAA4/nf0TxFHpMys/s72-c/p.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195447400428462600.post-1540052659985161380</id><published>2008-12-16T16:12:00.010-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-21T15:26:56.668-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='What Reading The Dictionary Does To Us'/><title type='text'>Oddly Misproportional Words You've Heard Before...or not.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;We've taken a  few pages out of the dictionary and decided, to hell with those boring gritty definitions with nouns and pronouns and punctuation and so on and so forth. Let's make it worth it. So we did....Or, at the least, attempted to.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Serendipity&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;good luck in making unexpected and fortunate discoveries&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Malarkey: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Meaningless talk; humbug; nonsense; foolishness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana; font-style: italic;"&gt;Poppycock:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Nonsense, rubbish&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" &gt;Willy-nilly: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong  style="font-weight: normal;font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Whether one likes it or not; haphazardly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;strong&gt;Skimble-Skamble&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Rambling and confused; rubbishy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Mundungus:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong  style="font-weight: normal;font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Rubbish; refuse.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;(No, we aren't picking on Harry Potter, we swear.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana; font-style: italic;"&gt;Lollygag:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;To fool around; to spend time aimlessly; to dawdle or dally.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Jiggery-Pokery:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;strong  style="font-weight: normal;font-family:verdana;"&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Deceitful or dishonest manipulation; hocus-pocus or humbug.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana; font-style: italic;"&gt;Goobledygook: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Unintelligible language&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana; font-style: italic;"&gt;Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;fantastic, fantastic, very wonderful (not a real word of the English language, to our dismay)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;a word that is always fun to say and sometimes causes people to randomly burst out into song.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Written by N.A.G. Edited by L.C.Candle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195447400428462600-1540052659985161380?l=timelette.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/feeds/1540052659985161380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/2008/12/fun-and-unusual-words-we-both-hear-and.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5195447400428462600/posts/default/1540052659985161380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5195447400428462600/posts/default/1540052659985161380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/2008/12/fun-and-unusual-words-we-both-hear-and.html' title='Oddly Misproportional Words You&apos;ve Heard Before...or not.'/><author><name>StarryNight</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='25' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DpUJpTEnnto/TS3ha09_FwI/AAAAAAAAAB8/CTovDnqpKVE/S220/van-gogh-vincent-starry-night-7900566.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195447400428462600.post-5636011749183844094</id><published>2008-12-16T09:40:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-21T15:17:52.709-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Santa Clause Is Evil And Should Be Shot Out Of The Sky Before Breaking And Entering'/><title type='text'>Dear Santa,</title><content type='html'>In the case that you have a computer and internet access and are a regular blogger...I have a prepared letter for you that I have already sent a copy of to the North Pole. You can never be certain about these mailing things these days...Anyway...Here you go.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;!--StartFragment--&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;Dear Santa,&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;I’m not a greedy person so this letter to you is solely for your enjoyment and Christmas cheer because I do believe you are getting quite sick of children badgering you for expensive toys that they will never play with but once. In fact, I think it’s high time you change this letter writing tradition so you can relax and surprise the children instead of having them greedily demand for everything in the world.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;I’m sure your mailman would appreciate that.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;…However, now that I think about it you might have a run in with the paper companies because they’re not selling nearly as much paper…&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;But that is quite beside the point. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;Santa, I think we could use your influence over parents, teachers, and people young at heart in this world a bit more often than once a year. Have you ever thought about politics? I’m sure you could make the world run around happy and jolly. They could take a page or two from you, the political leaders of the world I mean. But dwelling on that fact, I’m sure you would lose all your holly-jolly cheer yourself because who wants to be in government?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;Wait…Pondering on that…Are you in the government….? Are you some super spy Santa Clause? Agent 005!? Do you run around and fight crime and cover it all up with some Saint story? Is that it? Is that what you’re getting at? Well you aren’t fooling me mister…&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;Unless….&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;You really AREN’T a super spy and are working against us all in hopes to someday destroy the world but getting good karma out of it anyway because your giving deserving children presents… In that case…&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;I really am very greedy and would like a package of chocolate for Christmas.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON…&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;Santa, I think I’ve figured out what you are. I think you are in fact an ALIEN and are having us send these letters to you so you can send them back to your spaceship and have aliens destroy us by throwing things that we’ve always wanted at our faces. It’s like some mind reading technological innovation for you! You’ve been planning this for years haven’t you? Aren’t you a brilliant one? Real sly…You know people will jump in the way of everyone to grab what we desire. You’ve figured out our weakness and are just waiting for complete chaos to uproot us all! Is that what you’re hoping for? Are you hoping for us to freak out and attack the sky when it starts raining new electronically devious devices? &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;…Well I’ve got to admit, that’s really….Very…genius.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;Never-mind, I’m sorry Santa. I think I’ve quite ruined this letter. All the same, you really should try to lighten the load on your mailman. The poor guy already has to freeze to deliver everything to you.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;You’re the best Santa! Love truly,&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:13;"  &gt;L.C.Candle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; line-height: 200%;" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;P.S. YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ME, YOU ALIEN-GOVERNMENT SUPER SPY!&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;!--EndFragment--&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195447400428462600-5636011749183844094?l=timelette.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/feeds/5636011749183844094/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/2008/12/dear-santa.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5195447400428462600/posts/default/5636011749183844094'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5195447400428462600/posts/default/5636011749183844094'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/2008/12/dear-santa.html' title='Dear Santa,'/><author><name>L.C.Candle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14147874718366914647</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MnnhVDvVo5s/SuYrtUfbRUI/AAAAAAAAAAM/4lTNMz7MHdg/S220/blaaahhhhfd.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195447400428462600.post-8012417835446998741</id><published>2008-12-02T08:58:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-21T15:16:50.504-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Random insane British Typing Zombies That Pretend To Be Cool....'/><title type='text'>...And there was much rejoicing.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Somehow you've stumbled upon our page in which us skin and bone peoples dwell under rocks and pretend to know what we're talking about. We'd shoo you. but we don't have the muscle, the time or the strong will possessed by an angry person. Currently we are lying half asleep&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;(at least, we think some of us are asleep, but Bill there has been out of it for far too long, I think he is beginning to smell.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;with pencils, pens, and keyboards in our palms. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;What are we doing with such items?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;I believe we are creating a thing called an IDEA. I know, it's quite shocking, we applauded ourselves when we thought of it. Hopefully soon we shall be able to conjure up a handful of creative zombies&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;(&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;but you know those are so hard to find.&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;nd hand you a wide selection. Podcasts, Articles of Interest, Photography in the black and white and coloured, Reviews of Things You've Never Heard Of... And several other wonderful interesting, delighting things you'll enjoy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;(We hope.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:10;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;While you wait for the end of the month to come around to get a little something, something, how about you go ahead, leave a few obnoxious comments and subscribe so when we become all high-fancy and popular&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;(like that will ever happen...)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;you can say you were the first to love us.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;What?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;-L.C.Candle&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195447400428462600-8012417835446998741?l=timelette.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/feeds/8012417835446998741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/2008/12/and-there-was-much-rejoicing.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5195447400428462600/posts/default/8012417835446998741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5195447400428462600/posts/default/8012417835446998741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://timelette.blogspot.com/2008/12/and-there-was-much-rejoicing.html' title='...And there was much rejoicing.'/><author><name>L.C.Candle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14147874718366914647</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MnnhVDvVo5s/SuYrtUfbRUI/AAAAAAAAAAM/4lTNMz7MHdg/S220/blaaahhhhfd.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
